2011 Curious Keywords

It’s the end of the year and I want to restart my tradition of looking back at the most interesting, bizarre and amusing keywords that brought traffic to this blog in 2011. Mind you it’s a pretty crappy tradition since I did it in 2009 but missed out on 2010. Oh well, if I’m still blogging at the end of 2012 I can aim for 3/4.

As before, my posts from 2009 about consensual incest, pedophilia, necrophilia and bestiality continue to draw in lots of traffic. In fact the top 7 keywords were all from this area as was 25% of all my traffic from Google. It seems people are really interested in anything to do with sex. In other news, that thing above the horizon is 0x0000FF. Also just to prove that XKCD’s Rule 34 is true (if you can imagine it, there is porn of it on the internet):

Also this seems to apply to sex-related associations and organisations:

Some people really like to do their research:

Methinks the main advantage is your partner has no chance of writing a sordid tell-all memoir. Others actually think thoughtcrime exists:

Some people aren’t too bright at all. It’s not rocket science:

And then things get weird:

Perhaps because my blog also deals with Talmudic hairsplitting the Google gods brought it up for that search query. Of course there is non-sex-related stuff as well…

Johnny, are you trying to have Google do your homework for you? You’re only cheating yourself!

I have a feeling this person was very stoned:

Some people are looking for WWII material:

I admit the Zionist conspiracy — there was no Hitler. This one’s interesting as well:

In the spirit of Southpark, I have a theory. It’s because you’re an asshole.

Hmmmmmm…

And finally we have the most ironic search phrase of 2011:

Happy new year!